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Partly Cloudy With a Chance of Hysterics |
Description: I cannot figure out how to shrink any of my pictures down to 100x100 pixels without making myself look like a creature from another planet.
Strengths: Updating my diary (I usually update about 4-6 times daily), being unemployed, shaving my legs, reading email, putting glasses over spiders, eating pizza, driving while putting on my lipstick and talking on my cell phone and changing the radio station
Weaknesses: anything requiring me to use my left hand, keeping houseplants alive, not being able to get past level 6 in Ms. Pacman, my inability to play 3d video games, cannot change a tire despite getting 6 flats in the last year, the html
Turn Ons: mullets, wife beater t-shirts, chewing tobacco, trekkies
Turn Offs: toupees, intellectual conversation, sobriety
Motto: "If you can't say anything nice about somebody, come sit by me."
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