All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
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2005-08-10 -
Wilted Tulip
2005-05-27 -
"Mullets of America: Step Away From this Femme"
2005-05-11 -
I�m the dyke who will give it to you
2005-05-04 -
Trail Mix
2005-04-27 -
Can I be random?
2005-04-20 -
"These are the people in my neighborhood"
2005-04-04 -
I love Gary Gulman
2005-03-30 -
Queso Natural Cheddar Suave
2005-03-27 -
The One With The Top Fives
2005-03-22 -
Whomever vomited in my shoe yesterday
2005-03-17 -
Lots of shit happened
2005-02-26 -
Studio
2005-02-12 -
DOG EATIN' SALAD
2005-02-09 -
Banana on a Silver Platter
2005-02-09 -
I think that is all for now
2005-01-31 -
You are a woman, not Groucho Marx
2005-01-29 -
This entry will only make sense if you have heard Chickenman by The Indigo Girls
2005-01-26 -
Bible tells me that sloth and gluttony are indeed sins
2005-01-25 -
Swill called "Light Beer".
2005-01-19 -
Don't Make Me Get The Hose!
2005-01-16 -
With ho energy to do what you do
2005-01-16 -
Nah I am just hungry
2005-01-13 -
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
2005-01-10 -
The next day I drove home
2005-01-05 -
History of Us
2005-01-04 -
Uh...Yeah that's right
2005-01-04 -
I am the BITCHMASTER
2005-01-03 -
My Farkin' Thumb
2005-01-02 -
I aim high.....
2004-12-29 -
Fargin' sheeite
2004-12-28 -
I am grasping at the funny straws
2004-12-21 -
Today is another "Starkville" day...
2004-12-20 -
This chick walks into a bar......
2004-12-14 -
2004 in a candy coated blog shell
2004-12-14 -
This Girl Knows How To Have Fun....
2004-12-08 -
Ton of Bricks
2004-12-07 -
Pooh
2004-12-07 -
Pooh
2004-12-04 -
R.I.P. Holy Red DVM Shirt
2004-12-01 -
Drivelly Drivelness
2004-12-01 -
No mullet is gonna tap this ass.
2004-11-29 -
A Grandma Story
2004-11-25 -
Turkey with a side of SUCK
2004-11-18 -
I love my job....
2004-11-15 -
Uhh...like a title and stuff...
2004-11-10 -
The Happy Couple
2004-11-10 -
The set was so beautiful that God opened the clouds and looked down upon it from the Heavens and a gospel chorus sang a hymn to its beauty.
2004-11-06 -
Put It In A Blender
2004-11-03 -
Think of the Kittens
2004-11-02 -
WAX BUSH 2004
2004-11-01 -
Is the prize worth the rocky ride?
2004-11-01 -
The Box Outside The Door
2004-10-31 -
'Cause rock is cool but the struggle is better
2004-10-29 -
Bono can't count
2004-10-27 -
Colored
2004-10-21 -
Long winded but worth it......aka this is what happens when you never update
2004-10-13 -
America's Next Top Model
2004-10-13 -
No use cryin' over bruised knees
2004-10-09 -
"WE" vs. "ME"
2004-10-05 -
Mormon, smormon
2004-10-04 -
It's Baaaaaaaack........
2004-09-28 -
A New Member of the Family
2004-09-27 -
Shit that is pissing me off.....
2004-09-22 -
Nuggets
2004-09-22 -
Pass the Milk of Magnesia
2004-09-19 -
The Emmys
2004-09-17 -
Letters
2004-09-11 -
Let It Be Me
2004-09-09 -
So Long Asshat.......
2004-09-08 -
I hate flying....
2004-08-31 -
The Neverending Story
2004-08-30 -
"His flowing melodies are really enjoyable to us....."
2004-08-29 -
ANIMAL PICTURE EXTRAVAGANZA
2004-08-28 -
Reason my neighbor is a tool number 5678:
2004-08-28 -
Pudding Wrestling
2004-08-25 -
Isle of Lesbos
2004-08-25 -
Why Don't Lesbians Carry Purses?
2004-08-24 -
Can I watch?
2004-08-24 -
The truth....so help me....god?
2004-08-18 -
Uh...Like....Yeah....and Stuff.......
2004-08-10 -
Dear Earth
2004-08-05 -
It's just self preservation
2004-07-29 -
I need a nap.........
2004-07-26 -
How was this weekend?
2004-07-21 -
"Canada: Land of the Missing Second Row"
2004-07-21 -
Welcome to Why the Church has died
2004-07-21 -
I'm working on putting this all into words......
2004-07-21 -
Not yet.......
2004-07-21 -
Road Trippin'
2004-07-15 -
Bloody stumps and Diarrhea....woohoo!
2004-07-13 -
I am not one of those crazies.
2004-07-12 -
RIP Weezy
2004-07-12 -
I also blame Peirce Brosnan
2004-07-11 -
Bucket of Yuk
2004-07-09 -
The entry in which it all seems to come back to Willy Wonka and the Chocolcate Factory
2004-07-08 -
Ain't it the shits?
2004-07-05 -
God, I hate my neighbor.
2004-07-04 -
My "mini memoirs"
2004-07-03 -
Goddamn I am bored....
2004-07-03 -
"I was born under the sign of Cancer..."
2004-07-02 -
"Ask me and I'm there because I care"
2004-07-01 -
WOOHOO
2004-06-30 -
Of Vaginas.......
2004-06-29 -
I promise I won't want to shower with you until at least the second day....
2004-06-28 -
"No Way Mothafuckah....."
2004-06-25 -
My Diaryland Trading Card
2004-06-25 -
Get Low
2004-06-23 -
Sound Bytes....
2004-06-23 -
A few things.....
2004-06-23 -
Gold Dabloons
2004-06-15 -
Love
2004-06-14 -
Dramarama
2004-06-12 -
Second Verse Same as the First......
2004-06-11 -
Notes
2004-06-08 -
Fuck its hot
2004-06-07 -
Giving up
2004-06-07 -
Exaggeration
2004-06-07 -
"Burrito!"
2004-06-04 -
I am pretty....oh so pretty......
2004-06-03 -
Operation Hot Tan Pink Haired Courtney
2004-06-02 -
Aesthetics
2004-06-02 -
Oh, toenails not cut right.
2004-06-01 -
Strange things that probably only someone like me or well me would do that normal people would not do:
2004-06-01 -
She's BAAAAAAACCCKKKKK!
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