All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
1) when people don't match their shoes, belt, and purse. (black belt...brown shoes...NO!)
2) Neon colors. I think neon colors are colors that did not need to exist. They just waste my time and occupied a small part of the 80's mystique.
3) Eating, drinking, licking noises. They make me spine tremble.
4) Nuts in baked goods..banana bread, cookies, muffins...NO!
5) "This is merely a test..." or "We interrupt this program...."
6) Gwenyth Paltrow...I dunno what it is about her
7) when you get popcorn stuck in your teeth
8) when my husband gets mad at me for buying crayons
9) when my feet are in socks or shoes
10) going to the bathroom...I just don't like the terms people use for it. Makes the entire experience unpleasing.
This is just the beginning my friends....
