I love your news ticker.

Thank you.

Celebrity Gossip Lover,

Courtney

Dear Discover Card,

You cannot woo people with address labels.

You woo people with free money and no interest.

No more credit for me,

Courtney

Dear Dogs,

Please don't chase the cats.

It does NOT make me happy.

No cookies for you,

Courtney

Dear Cat that bit me yesterday,

My arm still hurts.

Thanks a lot,

Courtney

Dear Person Requesting Updates,

Here ya go.

I suck lately,

Courtney

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