All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
2004-09-17 & 8:34 p.m.
Dear E! Network,
I love your news ticker.
Celebrity Gossip Lover,
Dear Discover Card,
You cannot woo people with address labels.
You woo people with free money and no interest.
No more credit for me,
Please don't chase the cats.
It does NOT make me happy.
No cookies for you,
Dear Cat that bit me yesterday,
My arm still hurts.
Thanks a lot,
Dear Person Requesting Updates,
Here ya go.
I suck lately,
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