For Dooce:
My mom and grandma always called it a "whoosie." As I got older, friends of mine called it a "chodah", a "chooch", a "cooter" and a "snatch".
For Mommylap:
All these flashblacks...I feel like I am in a recent episode of FRIENDS
For TranceJen:
The J-Man isn't watching the Cirque De Soleil marathon on BRAVO?????
For Sundry:
Don't be skeptical of the SOAP. It is great. I really like it. I have had no annoying chin zits since I started using the soap. I left the house yesterday and got so sunburned that I could not go out today. I tried to walk the dogs and I felt like I was burning in the sun. Now I know how vampires feel.
My warranty expired years ago and people just keep throwing money into this money pit.
For Saladwhore:
Tres cute. I don't think you do...but DON'T read savecraig. (And I am not saying that so that you turn around and read it. I am just saying in case you do read him...DON'T. If you do it will make you sad.)
And a comment to myself because I am just that cool:
I am not yo sista. That would be incestuous and gross. It should read, Amen to that wifa or something like that.