(Much like Entertainment Weekly�s Must List only cooler because I am writing it.)

(BTW, it is a list of things that you MUST be reading, watching, listening to or the like)

1. Pimp My Ride-A makeover show for CARS!!! Featuring X to the Z, Xzibit. Also on this show they pimped out a Volvo. I know�.they PIMPED out a MOTHAFUCKIN� Volvo. (And even TLC decided it was such a good idea they should copy it.)

2. Read Ellen's book, "The Funny Thing Is". I laughed so hard I peed a little.

3. Chappelle�s Show. One reason alone: �I�m Rick James Bitch!� and if you are not convinced, see how well you do at the �I Know Black People� game show. And if I wasn�t already a huge fan, watch the episode �The Wayne Brady Show�. If you ever wanted to see Wayne Brady as a pimp, crack dealer, or hitman, this is the show for you.

4. Modest Mouse-Good News for People Who Love Bad News. I shouldn�t even have to give you a reason. JUST.BUY.IT.

5. Read Margaret Cho�s Blog. Again�.just do it.

6. The Soap. You should be using it. If Weetabix and TranceJen pimping it out wasn�t enough for you, A) there is something really fucking wrong with you and B) then Fargahar telling you to use it should DEFINITELY be enough.

7. The Best Week Ever. This is the Best Show Ever. If you are not watching it, you are the Biggest Loser Ever.

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