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...dog shit and cat pee...maximum appetite supression

2004-02-23 & 1:47 p.m.


Want to know some reasons why I am a good friend? I am a good friend because I loaned you my Lord of the Rings-Two Tower box set even though your dog chewed up my Lord of the Rings-The Fellowship of the Ring box set. I am a good friend because when you tell me you have back fat I tell you to think of a name for it, mine is Helga, or tell you to invision the villages of gnomes that are forming in that fat crevice on your back. That people is good friendship.


It is really funny what causes a memory to form. What is funnier is that my husband's memory really only remembers memories when he had good food or revolve around food. Almost every memory he has involves food. Whenever he talks about The Wedding, he comments about the food. Just funny that husband is. (Just how Yoda I was there.)


I learned a long time ago that it was never a good idea for me to work anywhere that sells food, other than pet food. Especially restaurants, convience stores or the worst, the concession stand. Yes..I worked at a concession stand. And yes every day of it was a food filled huge wet dream of eating heaven. The candy was offered at huge discounts. CHA-CHING. The little broken chip peices were discarded unless eaten. CHA-CHING. Soda was free. CHA-CHING. There was a giant crock pot of nacho cheese. CHA-CHING. If you cut the pizza peices too small they would be discarded unless eaten. CHA-CHING. You can see where this is going. Thus I chose Veterinary Medicine...dog shit and cat pee...maximum appetite supression without the harmful effects of medication.



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