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*shakes her head and walks away*

2004-02-23 & 11:22 p.m.


Yeah...Tyra Banks is pursuing her singing career. I am so fucking excited. Just when the world thought they were all out of supermodels who are multitalented, Tyra is making our dreams come true. *wipes the sarcasm that is dripping off her brow*


Yeah Ralph Nadir is running. Yeah...that is a really good idea. It worked out for America really well when you ran last time Ralph. Do you really think you have a snowball's chance in hell of winning? What the fuck were you smoking when you decided to run again? And like Jon Stewart said, "How nuts do you have to be for the Green Party to say,'No thanks.'? " Mr. Nadir, Dr. Dean would like to talk to you. *shakes her head and walks away*


Is it wrong that I could drink a huge glass of cheese milk created from Kraft Macaroni and Cheese (or Cheese and Macaroni if you wish) Sauce? Why has noone invented Cheese Milk?



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