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Can I interest you in a "cup 'o' fart"?

2003-12-27 & 6:36 p.m.


You know when you hit your head and it really pisses you off so you hit something else like the wall and then you fucking hand hurts...?? Yeah well that is what I just did.

I just returned home from depositing the escrow check we just recieved. *insert happy dance here* Not like I get to go on a shopping spree or anything. I have to be adult and pay bills goddammit!

Brynn knocked my tin of danish cookies over and now they are all crumbs. Not that I won't sit and eat the crumbs but still it is the principle. I am not above crumb eating. Like when you just had some really good meal and there are just tiny morsels left on the plate..yeah I am one of those people who will lick those up to savor just a few more tastes of the meals greatness. I will also pick the bread crumbs off the table and eat them. I don't know why...I just do.

The Greatest Moments of Trading Spaces special is on tonight so I will park my ass in my bedroom to watch that. The husbands brother and his friends are coming over this evening to play video games. (His brother is 15, husband will be 25 on Monday) But I do not want to participate in that. One can only hear so many fart jokes. And no I do not want a "cup of fart" tossed in my face and I do not think that is funny.


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