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I am the BITCHMASTER

2005-01-04 & 3:44 p.m.


I am told that my randomness is enjoyed. I hope this is true because I am going to be horribly random today. Some random thoughts:
1) Greek olives are my bitch.
2) My thumb hurts and is kinda purplish colored around the "puncture wound".
3) I vaccuumed my car today. I never vaccuumed my old car because that was the soon to be ex husbands car. I didn't care about it. But my car...it is MY car.
4) I am watching Maury Povich. Why do I watch this shit?
5) Cheetos now come baked. They are really good. They shall be my bitch also.
6) Two of my cats are sitting on my feet rendering me completely paralyzed. I think they are trying to tell me to sit still and stop going places. Aww, they miss me.
7) I make a lot of things my bitches. I am the BITCHMASTER.

Lyric of the Day:
"Take that look of worry, mine's an ordinary life
Working when it's daylight
And sleeping when it's night
I've got no far horizons
I don't wish upon a star
They don't think that I listen
Oh but I know who they are"
-"Take Me Home" by Phil Collins

By the way, Phil Collins is so my bitch.


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