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Uh...Yeah that's right

2005-01-04 & 10:47 p.m.


"Why do lesbians love cats so much?"
Yes my girlfriend said this to me just moments ago. I am not sure how to respond to this question. Sometimes I think that my WHOA-man is missing the filter in her brain that censors what comes out of her mouth. Not that I posess that characteristic at all either but all I can say is we make one hell of a "shit, did you just say that out loud?" couple. We will occasionally kiss but only when we pull our feet out of our mouths.
'Nother Lyric of the day:
"Oh another social casualty
Score one more for me
How could I forget?
Mama said 'think before speaking'
No filter in my head
What's a boy to do
Guess he better find one soon"
-"My Stupid Mouth" by John Mayer


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