All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
I can't wait until he moves here. We can watch the Golden Girls and Shirley McClaine movies....
Husband: And I will be moving out.....
Husband: Look the fence is steaming in the back yard.
Me: I already look at enough stuff that steams in the backyard.
Husband: That's gross.
Me: I am probably going over to Ashley's tomorrow to watch the L word show again.
Husband: I want to see it.
Me: There aren't a lot of lesbian sex scenes.
Husband: Oh..nevermind then.
Me: I am glad neither of us have outie belly buttons.
Husband: Why?
Me: Because.
Husband: Because why?
Me: I just prefer innies.
Me: Looks its fun to use Tucca as an air guitar while you listen to Stairway to Heaven.
Husband: I don't think she likes that.
Tucca: Maaawwwooooaahhhhaaa! (her guitar noise)
Me: See I told you she likes it.
Husband: I was thinking....
Me: Congratulations...
Husband: HA HA! Anyways, I was thinking we should...and maybe this is a pipe dream...save money...
Me: That's funny...us save money....I think I peed my pants
Husband: Seriously, instead of getting another DVD player we should "save up" for a DVD recorder
Me: Yeah sure...definitely.
