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"I'm going to spray paint it on my hump! "

2004-01-24 & 12:45 p.m.


Thank you to devian and cosmicrayola for taking the Golden Girls quiz. I had to think up really hard questions.

Dorothy: Which goes better? The chain or the pearls?

Rose: The Chain.

Blanche: An amateur's mistake! Can't you see that the chain accentuates that long, turkey-like neck?

Rose: Yes, but the pearls draw attention to the non-existent bosom!

Blanche: Yes, but the chain hangs down and draws attention to that huge spare tire, and those square, manly hips!

Dorothy: Fine! Why don't I just put a sign on me that says, "Too ugly to live?"

Blanche: Fine, but what are you going to hang it from? The chain or the pearls?

Dorothy: None! I'm going to spray paint it on my hump!


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