SHE NAMED HER CHILD APPLE!
What the fuck was she thinking? Hi! This is my daughter, Pear and my son, Apricot. Great name....following in the tradition of other great celebrity child naming goofs. Is there something about being famous that removes good sense from your brain?
And the people who are besides themselves because of Gwenyth's possible retirement to raise little Apple..? Get a fucking life. I could care less if that skinny ass macrobiotic eating because it is so healthy for me but I still smoke cigarettes blonde bitch ever makes another movie ever again.
The same goes for Russell Fucking Crowe (and yes that is his full name.) and the same goes for Pierce Brosnan.