2) Fat people as myself who have rolls of fat should not go tanning as the areas that are underneath said rolls don't get tan and this looks funny and accentuates the rolls of fat.
3) Don't shave your bikini line when you are in a hurry.
4) More people should say, "Shut up your face!" because that would really be cool and make me laugh.
5) Michael Bolton once opened up for Ozzy Osbourne.