All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Courtney's Perfect Salad
A little Iceberg Lettuce (Saladwhore cringes...)
A lot of Romaine Lettuce
A lot of Spinach
Carrots
Some red cabbage
some sprouts
black olives
a pinch of mozzerella cheese
sunflower seeds
Honey Dijon or Honey Mustard dressing
I have eaten the above salad every day 2-3 times a day for the last week and a half. It seems to be the only thing that tastes good to me besides my perfect sandwich which is constructed for me daily at Whole Foods Market by Johnny. (who has 43 peircings...)
Courtney's Perfect Sandwich
sourdough bread
pesto mayo on both sides
sprouts
cucumbers
cheddar cheese
peppered turkey
Consequently, I just finished said sandwich and Johnny outdid himself today.
Phone conversation between me and CCL (CrazyCatLady-who is the owner of AntInfestedHouse and who does actually have a daughter, who is anorexic and lives in Portland.)
Me: Hello?
CCL: Is everything okay? Did you call and leave a message?
Me: No. Everything is fine. You just called an hour ago and everything was fine.
CCL: Oh okay well someone left a message that we couldn't understand.
Me: Well it wasn't me.
CCL: Okay. Well, have we scared you off? Are you ever going to cat sit for us again?
Me: *awkward silence* I can't hear you....it's breaking up.
CCL: Hello?
Me: All I hear is static. I am hanging up now.
I want to talk to her about all of this but not on the phone. I want to tell her that I cannot cat sit for her again when she goes out of town unless she realizes that she is crazy and expecting anyone to live their life the way she lives her is unrealistic no matter what amount of money she pays them. I think she will be hard pressed to find anyone else who will deal with her with the kid gloves I have handled her with. I have been understanding and very patient. I doubt anyone else would be able to do the same if in my position.
