All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Since I am fucking lazy and it is growing on me....you are going to have to put up with the reds and pinks until the end of February. I will pick another color in March. I like the pinks. I am usually not a pink person but pink is totally in this season so as a trendsetter (guffaw!) I must keep up with the times.
Random things the husband and I said to each other today:
TH: My ass hurts.
Me: Then don't use it.
TH: How do I not use my ass?
Me: If I get really fat and can't reach my toenails will you paint them for me?
TH: If you get really fat, I don't think I will be around to paint your toenails for you.
All of the dogs are crowding around my feet sniffing at rapid pace. This usually means that someone has expelled ass juice from their anal glands. YAY! I love ass juice on my feet. It is my favorite.
Watching a 40 pound FEMALE pointer trying to hump a 150 pound FEMALE Leonberger is really funny. And in case anyone was curious what a Leonberger looks like:
Apparently there is some show on tonight where Ty Pennington tears apart some house and redoes it or something. You bet your sweet ass I am watching it. I loves me some Ty Pennington. Who doesn't?
I would also like to say that I think Carrie really does have the best husband in the world. Other husbands should study his method of celebrating a perfect Valentine's with his wife. (My husband should take really good notes....) Go read her V-Day entry and see why I am so insanely jealous of her apparently MAGIC husband. Until dethroned by another, I declare him KING OF ALL HUSBANDS!
And one more thing....I need to send out some love to my bro, Devian, who said I could be in the show. I won't have to hatch any hairbrained schemes with Ethel to try and get into the show. He is going to let me be in the show. YAY!
