Wouldn't you be?
Maggie is doing some major loving on the computer. She is rubbing herself all over it. Don't get me wrong...I love my laptop but I am certainly not going to rub my naked body all over it. I only do that with Dane Cook and Queer As Folk cast photos.
Items that can currently be found in my car:
A curved tip syringe
6 different lipsticks
a chewed on Frisbee
5 empty water bottles
2 boxes of Kleenex
a pooka shelled necklace
3 lint rollers
plastic dog poop bags
3 leashes
a volleyball
maps
a condom wrapper
a dried up french fry
a dozen ATM reciepts
This may have been random but I think it needed to be addressed.