All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
-Ned Flander's mother on the Simpsons
It is official. I am a DiaryLand addict. I have spent the better part of the last week of my life at the Diaryland site. Being as I am an XBOX widow, I needed an outlet for my thoughts. Since the Husband just says...."That's nice." Except when he is asking me to look up where he is supposed to go now in the online guide. I like video games occassionally but all the time I do not understand. I also don't get the "awesome graphics" etc. Give me Dig Dug or Donkey Kong anyday. (Which I just got Namco Museum for XBOX and it has Dig Dug and Ms. Pacman.) I wish I still had my Nintendo.
I am just mad because I want to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail and he is hogging the television. I already missed Punk'd and the Jackass type shows god dammit. I wanna sit on my couch. I also want some Velveeta Shells and Cheese. (Random I know but I saw it at the supermarket the other day and thought mmmmm...but then I looked at the nutritional information.)
The husband is begging to be killed...I should take advantage of this oppurtunity. Please hold for the next available diary.......
Apparently his video game froze in the middle of the level. (Husband claims he is Diaryland widower) (Also husband wants it noted that he is not a major asshole as I appear to be making him into. We missed Punk'd because I thought it was on at 10 not 9.) Brynn the wonder pointer is glad that he is done playing video games so she can sit in her chair. Brynnona's chair is also the video game chair. (Due to husbands cnstant ranting that I am making him out to the the bad guy I will say now husband is very nice, compassionate, funny in a corny knock knock joke sort of way and doesn't give off a funky oompa loompa sort of vibe. He probably would also require me to say at this moment, when he fears I have not given the correct impression of him, that he has a large penis and a great car. And his hair doesn't look at all like Ryan Seacrest's.)
The couch is calling.....Screw you guys I'm goin' home...
