All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Yesterday was supposed to be my free day. On my diet I allow myself one day to eat whatever I want. That was supposed to be yesterday. I had Mexican food. I had Krispy Kremes. Then I had WAY too much Bud Light (which is TOTAL swill). I then vomited everything I had eaten for the last 4 weeks I swear. So today I had another free day because I vomited all the bad food the day before. Makes sense that I should get another free day, right?
We went to the local dive bar for Larry-oke Karaoke. Ashley doubted my rap abilities so I had to bust out Shoop, Baby Got Back and Whoomp! There it is. All of which I fucking rocked so hardcore, by the way. In YO FACE,, bee-otch!
How to spend a Sunday:
11-2pm Watching Gymnastics on television
2-5 nap
5-5:30 Shower
6-7 Grocery Shopping
7-8 Watching Queer as Folk with Ashley
8-8:30 Back to grocery store because I forgot milk
9:00 VIVA LA BAM BABY!!!!
9:30 PIMP MY RIDE, YO!
10:00 MORE VIVA LA BAM!!!!!!
10:30 Beavis and Butthead
Now that's what I call a Sunday.
I recorded that Charles Manson movie on CBS because I love me some serial killers. No seriously, I am intrigued by the criminal mind. I am all about John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy shows hosted by Bill Curtis on A&E. I am all about watching Silence of the Lambs over and over again because it is just that fucking good of a movie.
I can hardly wait until The Inferno tomorrow. I can HARDLY FUCKING WAIT!
