All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
But anyways, some funny stuff that happened today in the midst of whatever else the universe is up to:
-While driving North on I-5 I noticed something that I guess I never noticed before, a building called "Pacific Rim Complex" with a big neon sign. This made me laugh uncontroallably. "A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."
-My grandpa had a sleepover date the other night. And he called EVERYONE in the family to brag about it. Let me repeat that...my 75 YEAR OLD GRANDFATHER had a SLEEPOVER DATE the other night. He claims nothing happened. Whatever. G. Dawg is a playa!!!! The Barnmeister got some action!!! Raise the roof!!!!
-Moley Russell (my wart on my ring finger left hand) is angry. Normally Moley and I coexist peacefully. Lately, Moley is causing me an uneccessary amount of pain by becoming swollen and hard. (haa haa I said swollen and hard....) I may have to part with Moley. We have been together for the better part of a decade now and Moley has always behaved. But I may have to end this relationship.
