Back in St. Olaf:

sassy - 2004-04-15 15:55:03
Whenever we go away, we request my brother in law to come over and sleep at our place so that the cat's won't get lonely. We only have three though. Does that make us crazy cat lady's?
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cabin-boy - 2004-04-15 17:44:59
Let the Master explain: You see, ass-crack hairs are anti-suction devices. (no, really. try this... use dipilatory cream on your butt. Bathe. Go for a walk. ...ahhh... witness the horror of your butt-cheeks, STICKING together like two suction cups. If you're lucky, the sweat will lubricate you for a moment, but when it dries? Glue. Now you will be unable to take a dump comfortably, and you will will call and end to this experiment- but alas, it takes weeks for more asscrack hair to grow in... you'll come looking for the Guru of the Universe, in a vain attempt to murder him for the crime of sharing his wisdom with you.) Uh huh? See? Knowledge is dangerous- Anti-suction device. I'm tellin' ya.
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Ian - 2004-04-16 07:51:01
Ah, I see someone else has got to the Asscrack Hair subject before me. Mnay years ago when I was young and experimental/very bored I completely shaved everything 'down below.' I went from the comfort I was used to feeling as though my arse was constantly wet - nasty. Then there was the chaffing from the wetness followed swiftly by the itchy soreness as the hair grew back. The only time I wriggled more was when I caught crabs off a hairdresser I went home from a party with. Oh, I've lived, me... xxx
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