Back in St. Olaf:

poppy - 2004-03-24 01:27:37
a few months ago i'd say that all the rum is gone because i drank it. everyone knows that cap'n morgan is my not-so-secret-boyfriend & your little banner there at the top of that entry (what an eloquent fuck the complaining neighbors letter you wrote!) gave me a sharp little stab of seperation-anxiety since i was forced to put our affair on hold for the time being. your entries always make me smile ... thank you for that.
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Lauren - 2004-03-24 06:54:44
Excellent letter! I hope you get a favorable response - otherwise, I'll start to wonder if your fuckerpant assclown (that ALWAYS makes me laugh when you write that) neighbors are paying off the management.
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Commenting Salad Eating Whore - 2004-03-24 12:16:51
*cough* Don't you have FOUR dogs?! ;) And 2 cats? LOL!

We put a flowerbed in last year that goes beyond our property line into the communal property. It's not in anyone's way at all - it just turned out to be a little bigger than planned. The neighbors across from us in back complained and we got the letter from the HOA complimenting how beautiful it was but asking us to submit a copy of a survey we're supposed to have showing property lines. We honestly don't have a copy of any such survey. My Mom wrote them the funniest letter in reply . . . we never have heard back!
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