Back in St. Olaf:

Tom - 2004-03-12 07:19:25
You mean the Husband doesn't sit around doing that already? What kind of a man is he?! Anyway, I say lose the stamps. Sounds like a waaay more exciting life than what you're leading now. And besides, how dare you deprive Mary of your congress!
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lap - 2004-03-12 09:42:25
Why weren't you in the shower with the husband? I thought that although you sometimes showered alone (in the more than once a day thing) that he never did. A regular razor is better for your skin because it's exfoliating. Say "exfoliating" to your husband without ceasing until he switches to the regular razor...I love Thom on the Pier One commercials. They fill my entire house with joy and cheers from little girls.
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Pandionna - 2004-03-12 12:20:22
In addition to all the religious freakishness of the movie, I refuse to see it on the grounds that any movie with a WHITE Jesus has no credibility to begin with.
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Ms. Salad Consumer - 2004-03-12 13:12:37
SHUT UP ABPOUT THE FUCKING JESUS FILM ALREADY!
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Me again - 2004-03-12 13:14:30
Uh-oh, I wasn't done, what the hell happened? Wow, that looks really rude now all on it's own...

And dammit, I forgot what the funny part was...

AAAAAGGHHHHHHHHH!

Freakin' jesus movie!
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cabin-boy - 2004-03-14 02:17:50
Hey!! You have the same kinds of anxiety attacks that the Cap'n has... his are always over money- by the time he's done explaining why he's upset we forgot to budget for the 4.00 filters for the cat's water fountain, he's ripping out his hair, convinced we're one step away from a trailer park. *snicker*
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