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dev - 2004-02-03 13:34:16
an eye doctor told me that she'd quit her job the day she met someone who liked the glacoma test. i fucking LOVE that test! my new doctor doesn't use the puff of air--he has some new machine that tests you with light...i was sad to have that go. it's like a rollercoaster ride. i'm dumb.
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dev - 2004-02-03 13:41:43
i think that is the funniest dream. i would rather dress him up like Blanche...but wait--no, because I'M BLANCHE, you're dorothy so i'd dress him like sophia. rose is sacred ground. very few people can fill her shoes. i will listen to the IG. i will download their stuff just for you. i will also get some berkenstocks and become a lesbian. just kidding! i won't buy any berkenstocks.
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The Salad-Ho Again - 2004-02-03 15:45:01
My Mom actually HAS glaucoma. You wouldn't believe the torture they put her through. They actually burned holes with lasers into her eyeball (do drain it or something) and she drove home afterwards!
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dev - 2004-02-03 15:47:19
my grandma has glaucoma, too...she is having her eyes TAKEN OUT OF THE SOCKET and having tubes inserted into them. she had her second surgery on her other eye yesterday...i have to take that test because there is a good chance i'll get it (hereditarily speaking)
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VD - 2004-02-03 15:47:55
let me just blow in your eye, C...i'll tells you if you have glaucoma. and even if you don't, i'll prescribe you medicinal marijuana. how about them apples?
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Sarah - 2004-02-03 18:08:56
Oh my gosh, so do you remember the episode of Friends where Rachel has to go to the optometrist and how freaked she was and how she refused to put the drops in? Okay, I am totally like that and maybe even a little bit worse. Nothing freaks me out more than the eye.
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