Back in St. Olaf:

cosmic - 2005-04-20 17:00:34
You ought to make a tape recording of all kinds of lovemaking noises and let it play while your out, very loudly. Give her something to talk about! lol.
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spike - 2005-04-20 17:46:50
dude, what about the neighbor who parks like .1 centimeter from your car? yeah, that person...
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not-tuesday - 2005-04-20 19:07:00
That certainly is an interesting group of neighbors.
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Crazy Bird Lady - ionna - 2005-04-20 22:03:27
Whew, for a second I thought you moved to Virginia! I'm sure her birds aren't quiet. In fact, if they're healthy, they're not quiet at all. She's got some nerve.
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Cabin-Boy - 2005-04-21 10:08:04
You didn't move into MY apartment complex by mistake, did you? (twitch) ...if so, you should share about the Crazy lady who wanders around in a mental fog, periodically goes buttfuck-nuts and gets carried away in an ambulance, shrieking... or the guy with the bulldog, who stands on his 'porch' and watches as his huge butted dog leaves massive LOGS on the ground all over, and then snidely makes remarks about how he would never be caught dead asking his dog to 'piddle' when I properly potty and clean UP after MY dog... or the wierd latin man who wanders aimlessly around, and then stands in front of the elevator and pees. regularly. Like it was the communal lavatory or something. *shudder*
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golfwidow - 2005-04-22 10:20:51
Go to her apartment and ask her if you can borrow an egg. Say, "I'm sure you have one here SOMEWHERE."
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allie - 2005-04-26 13:40:21
hey I have a crazy bird lady in my new complex too. however, I think she is crazycatholicbirdlady cus when the pope died she walked from the door of her apartment and into the parking lot(about twenty feet) and then back again, and again and again. For about an hour or so she did this holding her rosary and chanting. Creepy. And then our downstairs neighbor is hickywifebeaterandchildabuser guy and he came up to our apartment and tried to sell us stuff from his apartment. Whatever we wanted he said. The next nite he was moving out because they got evicted. Then another neighbor, creepymarine guy, showed us a book that the hickywifebeaterchildabuser's mom wrote which clearly indicated we were wrong about his name and he was really convictedofmurderin1982butgotoutearly guy. So we were glad he moved out. I think I win!!!
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