Back in St. Olaf:

devian - 2004-09-09 23:22:37
i'm so happy for you! i hope he gets sodomized with a crucifix. one sharpened to a point at one end. i hate him for being like so many hypocritcal christians (have you ever noticed how MEAN most christians are? sorry folks, but it's T-R-U-E!) he'd have us both burned at the steak if he could.
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idiot - 2004-09-09 23:23:59
i meant "stake" not "steak". i guess i'm always thinking of big pieces of tough meat.
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lap - 2004-09-10 09:35:17
Good Riddance to that! I think that D and I should fly to Seattle the weekend they move out and we can throw dog poop at their car as they drive away. It would be a fitting send off.
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EX - 2004-09-10 10:04:54
You should get him a going away present. In the middle of the night , you know, some ungodly hour. Sneak out there with some pliers and replace the Jesus fish with a darwin fish.
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spike - 2004-09-10 14:20:29
oh i hope that he's not thinking of starting a family. people like him need not reproduce! i like the idea of replacing the jesus fish with a darwin fish. yeah. do i get to meet him?
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Cabin-boy - 2004-09-15 17:21:20
Ooooh, sounds like you like him about as much as we like "Alaska Boy" here... oh man, I was SO ticked off to find out the landlord hasn't ACTUALLY evicted him yet... aaaarrrrgh. I'm ready to put something toasty on the altar at this point, and promise my left pinkie toe to someone to get him outta here. *shudder* sick sick sick bastard that he is. I rejoice in your newfound freedom! Celebrate his leaving! ...isn't there some wierd internet company that will send dog-poo annonymously through the mail or something? Won't the HOA have his forwarding address? O:) la la la... I didn't suggest that. Honest. O:)
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