So long to the late night calls from you because OTHER dogs are barking. Farewell to your rules and regulation committee, notebook weilding ass.
I just want to bid you a fond farewell and a fond FUCK you. I will miss you asking to come into our yard to use our hose spicket and then 2 days later we get a letter from the HOA telling us we need to repair the "extensive pet damages" to our yard. I will miss you calling Animal Control because I am running a "shelter" out of my home. I will miss seeing you scrubbing your Jesus fish with a toothbrush like a good little Christian. You're an asshole and if I made you at all unhappy while you lived here, then that makes me happier than ANYTHING has ever made me happy in my ENTIRE life.