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jes - 2004-04-20 15:53:21
i....would... kill.... myself (or the cats, whatever)
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Amy - 2004-04-20 15:59:40
What if you called the exterminator and billed the lady of the house? You could always claim they are bad for cats. I am sorry for your pain. The ants would drive me batty in a new york minute!
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Eve - 2004-04-20 16:03:04
For decent money, I could handle everything, but not the fucking ants. NO WAY! You need to make a sandwich for the ants and let them spend their whole day trying to carry it away. Follow them to find out their hideout, then set up a barrier so that they can't come back in. This is war!
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Trinity Sixty-Three - 2004-04-20 16:42:30
How much longer do you have until you are done. And I'd get ant spray and bill her. I am so sorry, Ants freakme out.
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demi-orphan - 2004-04-20 17:05:26
You poor, poor dear thing! Am sending you a big, warm e-hug! Hang in there. By the way, half a tablet of Tylenol puts a cat RIGHT out. Just sharing a fact. / Have missed you. xo Rodney
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Saladwhore - 2004-04-20 17:22:10
Ant traps. Get ant traps. They are like roach motels, only for ants. Lock the cats in a bathroom or somewhere and hide ant traps where maybe the cats won't find them. And bill the bitch for the traps and the impending therapy I see in your future.

On another note, can you please email me your address so I can send you a Winnie the Pooh post card from Disney World? :)
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GranolaSpice - 2004-04-20 17:49:44
Um, ewwwwwwwwwww. If I were you, I'd take a bath in RAID, because it just might kill some ants and psychopaths aren't known to knife cute girls when bathing in RAID! You can do it, girl! Only a few more days...good luck!!!
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cabin-boy - 2004-04-20 23:26:02
I can honestly say that sounds like a bit nastier than 'normal'... there's cat-lady, and then there's cat-hoarder, you know? :/ If there's pests and filth and you can smell the waste, and not open for ventilation? UHM. Maybe you should call the animal control peoples, and pretend you dunno who called. :P maybe a ticket for having a health hazard would wake her up. :P I'm sure the CATS don't like the cheap food, nasty stench and fighting ants for food, either!
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