Back in St. Olaf:

Chelsea - 2004-03-14 02:51:07
oh i so agree with you on the chris rock not being funny. he gets on my nerves... bad. i can't stand him for some reason. i think its the voice.
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Commenting Salad Eating Whore - 2004-03-14 03:01:27
Ooooh Jon Stewart is HAWT isn't he?

I went grocery shopping too and bought the noodle roni cheddar with the crumbs so I can copy you and bitch in my diary about it as well. Does that make you all happy and stalked feeling then? Well, Jewel had it on sale for $1...
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Tom - 2004-03-14 06:28:15
Hey, way to bring back painful memories, babe! Do you know, my penis hasn't fully extended ever since? It's still scared. But you gave me an idea! Rollerblading! Then I can sing any damn song I want. I already have the yellow shorts.... And I agree with you: Jon Stewart should have been 1st, 2nd AND 3rd on the list. Unfortunately, his intelligence counted against him. (really - thanks for the mention :) That was actually one of my favorite - if most embarassing - entries. You Kid Rock....er: rock, kid!)
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LA - 2004-03-14 06:59:46
Years ago when I was preggers with Alex I saw a GORGEOUS curvaceous black woman with a perfectly trimmed Errol Flynn mustache. I thought maybe I was having hormone hallucinations. Nope. Real chick. Real mustache. I was so stunned that a woman that beautiful would CULTIVATE and TRIM her lip ornament rather than shave it off I never asked what the deal was. Been regretting it for 20 years. ~LA
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the mommylap - 2004-03-14 08:35:11
You must be funny and also a pretty terrific writer, because how else would I feel like I know you? Sadly, I have no energy to stalk anyone. Between the two of us, we could summon up enough energy to stalk devian maybe.
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lap - 2004-03-14 12:24:55
I know the first time I saw him was when he joined the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I was like "WHO IS THAT?!" and then I felt stupid because I'd been listening to Jane's Addiction for years. Who would focus on Perry Farrel if you could be looking at Dave? Not me. So I've thought he was sex on a stick forever, but the fact that he is such a hilarious, insecure girly-vain man, actually does completely endear him to me. I am sure he got more touching up than Carmen did. I loved that show.
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Trinity Sixty-Three - 2004-03-14 13:02:22
All I can say is thank GOD for wax. If I didn't use wax, man oh man can we say magilla gorilla dude.
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dev - 2004-03-14 13:09:59
oh, god i haven't been stalked in YEARS! my last stalker was a married, 38 year old russian interpreter/college professor. what fun.
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Datura93 - 2004-03-14 13:47:34
Hey girl! I totally think you are funny...guess I have just been taking it for granted. With having "over 300 hits per day" I feel like me commenting on that is a moot point. Anyhow, I've even coined a phrase to use in my actual life named after you. Whenever something completely ridiculous or slap happy funny happens, like when my dog scratches her ears and then makes a funny face when she sniffs the foo foo, I think to myself HA! A fargahar Moment! Rock on sista ;)
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dev - 2004-03-14 14:14:44
well, i'm just spent. it's more of a collective exhaustion...not just one thing or one person. i look back at my diary and it seems like i'm really defensive and i'm just sick of it. i have no more energy for that.
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dev - 2004-03-14 17:19:18
don't tell anyone, but i have a crush on carnie wilson.
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dev - 2004-03-14 17:23:54
what is that catty message board? people really talk shit? how fun!
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Carrie (who is NOT being too lazy to comment) - 2004-03-14 18:38:23
Your husband is right, Dear. You are funny all the time (sucked the shit right back up, did he?) and people take you for granted. Or maybe they figure that you are so funny that everyone ele is leaving you lots of yummy comments so they are lazy and just don't. On a more personal note, that I should probably just keep to myself, I bet I could grow a beard. Let me second Trin by being grateful for wax!
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Lauren - 2004-03-15 07:27:04
Holy crap! Lookit all the comments. Girl, you're funny. Damn funny! Just thought I'd tell you that. And? I haven't been leaving many comments anywhere lately because I'm self absorbed and have no energy. But that doesn't mean that I'm not reading OR that I don't love ya. :)
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