Back in St. Olaf:

Carrie - 2004-03-01 14:10:30
Ok, so penis health woman, up for a puppy-penis question? What would you put on a Maltese penis that is red, raw, and shriveled up from constant licking? (Due to skin allergies, not a perverted constantly masturbating Maltese) Also, did you notice there was no lipstick at the Oscar's? Really, none. All bare, natural, no damn color. That is the crap I notice. It ruined the night for me. Such a shame...
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thisendup - 2004-03-01 16:11:16
i noticed that stats were off. that kind of stuff kills me. i knew that it would kill you and i ran right over to offer my sympathies.
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dev - 2004-03-01 16:48:42
i'm refraining from being mean to her because i don't want her to get mixed signals. after all, i've never caught her with shit coming out of her ass. i don't want to scar her psychologically by smearing her nose in it (which i'd never do again--i did it before i knew how bad it was for them) and i don't want to yell at her WAYYY after the fact. she'd be like: what the fuck is up with you?! i'll treat her like the princess she is...i'll be extra nice to her and play with her until she passes out. <3 thanks!
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