Back in St. Olaf:

Stupid Bunny Lover - 2004-02-26 01:15:52
Ewwwwwww, I cannot stand her dad. He is uber-creepy and weird. WTF was up with that head-banging thing anyway? They were singing a fucking ballad for cripes sake. And he gets all up in her sexlife and shit too. He is definitely a 10 on my ewwww scale!

I liked Newlyweds Christmas Vacation: Jessica turns down mincemeat pie at Nick's grandmother's home, stating she doesn't usually like to eat meat. Then at her own relatives' celebration, she snarfs down chunk after chunk of sausage, claiming, "I can't believe this is made with deer, they're so cute!"

What a fucktard!
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serena (Of serenaville) - 2004-02-26 03:23:55
I laughed so hard at the part about hating, especially the last sentence, which was so true! What I am mainly signing for though, is to express just how closely I can identify with your neighbor paranoia, and resultant militancy about noise levels. Do you recall the entry where I reminded myself to write about asshats, then never ended up ranting? The story behind that is, the Rental Office called me to inform me that two neighbors had complained bitterly about the noise level in our upper floor apartment. One of them, being the people below who reek my apartment up everytime they cook. Well, long story short, the asshole actually threatened to call the police on us! I was all like "Yeah?? Well bring it ON, because one - it's not MY fault he owns a convenience store and works all night and sleeps all day... and two,it's awfully damned ironic that HE'S complaining about US after that hour-and-half long screaming match he was involved in with someone else down there the other day... and that's just the tip of the iceberg! Shall I go on??" Talk about pissed. Even so, I have been absolutely on edge ever since. Have you tried to keep two preschoolers quiet 24/7?? If you get that Xanax, I call dibs on half. I'm good for it.
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lap - 2004-02-26 08:42:17
My favorite on the Christmas show is "Wet Your Whistle"? I don't know that one..No Jessica, for god's sake take a drink....
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jes - 2004-02-26 11:26:33
ha, dude, newlyweds OWNS!!! and yeah, her whole family is full of ass-hats.
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