Back in St. Olaf:

Salad Eating Bunny Lover - 2004-02-23 13:44:31
Did you just read Weetabix?
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dev - 2004-02-23 13:49:03
i think you would make a wonderful mother, but you'll know that time when you're ready. your falopian tubes will start banging your uterus so loudly that it'll keep you awake at night. at least, mine do and i'm telling ya, i can barely sleep anymore! uncle devian loves babies and wouldn't mind if a baby took you away from my diary. i will be there in person to relay my life to you instead.
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fargahar - 2004-02-23 13:52:50
I wrote this earlier before I read Weetabix. Then I read Weetabix and was like,"Hey that is what I was gonna write about." and then I thought, "Oh fuck it. I will post it anyways because I will never be as cool as Weetabix anyways."
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dev - 2004-02-23 13:59:08
WELL, i just speak the truth. y'all haven't seen me naked! you don't know how much fat is or isn't on my back, DO YOU?! it's enough for me want to have an exteme makeover, let's just say that! <3 i dont like smoke blowing. smoke blowing is LIES.
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Lauren - 2004-02-23 14:09:36
Honey, don't you think I would LOVE to have that kind of an entry? And, if you give me your phone number, I'd totally call you and invite you to Vegas (if and when I go). :) I would absolutely love to do the whole Dharma and Greg scenario - I'm all for "love at first sight" - it just hasn't happened yet (thank you Captain Obvious). Maybe now that you have predicted it, it will happen? Maybe? One can hope. :D And the whole child bearing thing? Yeah, I'm with you and your indecision. I don't like pain, and I'm not sure I'm selfless enough to have a child yet. Course, it would help if I was in a relationship - maybe then I'd want one? Who knows...I'm not sure my body came equiped with a "clock" like that.
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thisendup - 2004-02-23 15:31:47
i know that i'm not ready but i'm assuming that at some point god will think that it is funny to make me do it anyway. that god has one wicked sense of humor.
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alison - 2004-02-23 21:24:11
Is this the point where I'm supposed to tell you about how a certain lesbian practice can teach you how to stretch your vagina wide enough for a truck to drive through?
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Your favorite aunt - 2004-02-24 15:45:58
Your not the only one worried about screwing up a kid - how about having Uncle Russ for your father? He's going to be great but his warped sense of humor may leave some scars. He is already stating he's not changing shitty diapers and I told him he's dreaming!
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