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Mike Hunt-Burns, 2.0 - 2004-02-02 21:30:27
some people are jackasses with their kids names. like can you believe my parents named me Mike Hunt-Burns? I mean, say it fast...what a terrible life i've had.
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Mike Hunt-Burns, Jr. - 2004-02-02 21:35:53
yeah, i mean, how fucking retarded! people think his name is peter peters? i mean, what fucking IDIOTS! oh, wait...didn't i ask you if that was his name? omg--i'm a fucking asshole! (*shoots myself*)
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VD - 2004-02-02 21:38:02
very few things make me orgasm on command. good weed does, fo' shizzle. especially when it's all crystally and shit and smells all fruity and...and...and..AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Sarah - 2004-02-02 21:40:31
HEY! People who asked if his name was Peter Peters are NOT idiots! I'll kill him. I swear. I don't care HOW much you love him.
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VD - 2004-02-02 21:53:46
you wanna step to me, pizza girl? go right ahead sweetie. i have no fear of you or your insulated pizza bag. anyway, the shipment of fire ants has been back-ordered due to some bizarre increase in demand. they said it was very abrupt, very sudden, but people have been flooding their customer service lines asking if they had any panties made out of fire ants. i mean, WTF?!
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Sarah - 2004-02-02 22:04:26
I will step to you AND yo mamma. You're about as intimidating as the Polish mafia. Bring it babe. BRING. IT. And Courtney, I apologize for fighting in your comments section. I have no beef with you. Yet.
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VD - 2004-02-02 22:48:04
well, i'm NOT sorry to fight in your comments, Vitamin C. the last sucka that talked about my mama ended up with a cap in his azz. so keep talkin' and i'll start glockin'.
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