Back in St. Olaf:

Sarah - 2004-01-30 19:06:00
It was a joke! A JOKE I tell you! Besides, I'm Italian. I have mafia connections that would kill your hit man/woman/transgender/little person/handicapable person/ninja squirrel before you could say "DAMN my husband is hot"
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fargahar - 2004-01-30 19:09:28
Italian mafia...BLAH! I got Polish Mafia connections.....er, wait...nevermind.
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The mistress - 2004-01-30 19:14:29
Polish mafia? That's about as intimidating as saying you've got a piece of lint you're going to throw at me.
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Amy - 2004-01-30 19:15:27
Courtney...I totally pictured you as Courtney Cox...but now I see you are more Courtney Thorne-Smyth! Cutie!
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fargahar - 2004-01-30 19:20:22
Yeah...well my family has crazy rednecks with mullets....
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