Back in St. Olaf:

Amy - 2004-01-26 18:49:07
OMG! My husband is the exact same way. Although not with checking out cameltoe...more like being able to see Wheel of Fortune more clearly. Yes, he is 100 years old. Actually, he is very, very bad at administrative stuff. Very bad! If it were left up to him, he would still be laying in the parking lot wondering why in the heck he couldn't walk very well. (He has MD...and it was my administrative skills that got his butt to a Dr and into a wheelchair. Mostly.)
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devian - 2004-01-26 18:59:43
i have no problem with sharing you as my twin. <3 please tell saladwhore not to hate me. <3 but back to the topic of killing, stabbing someone for chewing loudly is considered self-defense. so, it's totally ok. i'm defending myself against bad table manners. if you can't have proper table manners, you should die.
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devian - 2004-01-26 19:38:40
by the time i was 5, i had tried twice to kill my father by knife. first time was a butter knife, second was a steak knife (i remember the steak knife incident). both times were because he was beating my mother and i was trying to save her. i have never been able to shake my desire to stab since then and i used to sleep with a butcher knife under my mattress in case anyone were to break in or david would get lippy. i'm stab-happy.
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Saladwhore - 2004-01-26 19:46:22
Devian are you being a drama queen? :p I do not hate you, silly. I'm more than happy to share my twinage too!

But that does not negate the fact that I was first. LMAO
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devian - 2004-01-26 19:51:15
yes, saladwhore, you were first and YES, i'm being a drama queen! wait a minute, did you call me a queen? are you a homophobe? HOMOPHOBE! jk <3 i'm glad you like to share...i'm quite selfish myself, but i like that you have whore in your name, so of course i'll share! and courtney, i think we should name our elitist diary site something with stab and psycho in it. what do you think?
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Saladwhore - 2004-01-26 19:57:34
Psycho Stabbing Whores? LMAO

Yes I called you a QUEEN, Devian, but it was meant as a compliment of COURSE. xoxoxox

Homophobic, me???? EWWWW! Never! I have a SWISH banner on my layout hon. ;-) It's all love here, QUEENIE! LMAO

And by the way I only whore for lettuce-y concoctions covered in ranch dressing, so don't get all crezzay and excited over anything else. *snort* Hey Courtney do you snort when you laugh? Cuz I totally do...
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devian - 2004-01-26 20:55:20
that's utter perfection, saladwhore. of course, courtney will be the final judge. i love ranch dressing. i love to eat carrots and ranch dressing. on salads, i prefer balsimic (Sp?) vinagrette.
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