All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Queso Natural Cheddar Suave
2005-03-30 & 10:01 p.m.
I am housesitting right now for the uber Republicans. These people have special commerative George W. Bush ketchup. They have Ann Coulter books with entire chapters highlighted. The first night I was staying there, I had a killer headache and nothing with me to take so I went up to their master bathroom to attempt to find some Advil or something. Low and behold, I see that the lady of the house is severely mental disturbed. The trip to the medicine cabinet revealed Lithium, Prozac, Wellbutrin and Ambien. Sweet....the woman is a psycho. They are uber Republican and my LesbianMobile complete with Indigo Girls bumper sticker is parked in their driveway for all the world to see. Perhaps I should have an L Word viewing party at their house on Sunday.
I went to the ghetto market today so I could save some money. The packaging to the cheese in my fridge is completely in Spanish. I really enjoyed my Queso Natural Cheddar Suave very much. Especially upon Los Triscuitos.
My cats have totally trashed my closet beyond belief. They go in there because I can't get the door to stay shut. They lay on all my clothes, puke on my clothes...it is horrible. Everything is disorganized and I can't find anything. Goddamn cats......why must I be one of "those cat loving lesbians"? Fuck.
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