All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Uhh...like a title and stuff...
2004-11-15 & 8:38 p.m.
Oh fuckity fuck my fucking neck/ear/jaw hurt so bad. I can't turn my head. I can't eat food in huge monstrous bites. Do you all know how much I enjoy eating food in huge monstrous bites? Imagine me...with all my patience that I posess, cutting my Subway sandwich into tiny bite sized bites and eating it with a fork. Yeah, it was a fun experience. At least I discovered that Baked Cool Ranch Doritos taste really good in your sandwich, i.e. you open sandwich and place Baked Cool Ranch Doritos inside the sandwich.
Dear Old Navy,
It is not Christmas that hits me like a brick but rather your commercials. Please cease from making them and fire your advertising executives.
To watch the Swan or not to watch the Swan, that is the question.
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