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"His flowing melodies are really enjoyable to us....."

2004-08-30 & 11:51 p.m.


Okay so right now, my friend, LD is doing security for a Phil Collins concert. If I was there in San Francisco, she could sneak me in. This sucks.

You have no idea how much love I have for Phil Collins and his hard rockin' adult contemporary self.

Things I could be found doing during a Phil Collins Show:

1) Crying during "Another Day In Paradise" when Phil sings about the old lady with no shoes and the blisters.....on.....the.....soles.....of.....her....feet.

She can't walk....but she's tryin.....

2) LIGHTER IN HAND, screaming....."TAKE ME HOME!!!!!"

3) Playing Air Drums during "Rain Down on Me".

4) Getting Phil to sign my breast.

5) Requesting "Sussudio" over and over and over again.

6) Holding up a sign demanding a Genesis Reunion Tour.

But NO....Phil is not coming to Seattle. He is going to freaking BUFFALO! But not Seattle.

Anyone who figures out what the title of this entry is from gets Brynonna. That's right....you heard me, Brynonna. She is the crowned princess of SUCK right now because well, she sucks. Peed on the rug, chasing the cats and in general just sucking....


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