All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
"So are you like gonna stop shaving now?"
"You wanna be a ditchliker, aye?"
"I kinda figured. I mean you like the Indigo Girls and all..."
"Uh...like....duh."
"So who got the toaster?"
"So what you're a dyke. Congratu-fucking-lations."
"Take that watch off. What are you trying to look butch?"
"You have to watch the L-Word now. It is so your life right now."
"It's just a phase. I mean look at Anne Heche."
"I mean...are you sure? Cause like you were talking about how hot guys were. If you were a lesbian, wouldn't you like not think guys are hot and stuff?"
"You just haven't experienced the right penis yet."
"Where can I get a PFLAG bumper sticker?"
and my personal favorite.....
"Can I watch?"
