Me: You made Stewart question his ass.
TH: What the?
Me: After you yelled at him, he turned around and looked at his ass like he was puzzled by it. You made him question his ass.
Sister: You are weird.
Me: I try.
Husband: What are you writing? That is a lot of writing.
Brynn: Woof. *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
Me: What is it with all these celebrities naming their kids after words that are in Coco the gorilla's sign language vocabulary? *signs Coco and apple*
Jon Stewart: What a great oppurtunity. No no...terror-tunity.