Another thing about Chicago or rather coming home...I know people here and don't see them often so when I come home and they see me they want to shoot the shit. Like my parents' neighbors, for instance. I ran outside during a commercial to let the dogs out and there she was. The mosquitoes were eating the crap out of me and I was wearing a heinous outfit that was merely a step above beiong completely naked as it is hotter than hell here. All I wanted to do was go inside and she wanted to hear my fucking life story. Uh, I gotta go man. I never really liked you anyways and now I find out that your dog you had mysteriously disappeared. I hate that about you,parents neighbor. Every dog you have you get rid of because it isn't perfect. First there was your basset hound that I loved that you kept in your yard all the time and you put her to sleep because she was a submissive urinator. Then there was your bichon who you got rid of for barking. Then you had this poodle. Now I wa not a fan of the poodle because he was mean but what do you expect, all you ever did was lock him in the yard. I don't want to talk to your dog getting rid of ass. It is not worth the mosquito bites, okay....?
Fuck its hot....