All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
-2 round offs, 1 cartwheel and a really crooked forward roll
-a really whacked attempt at break dancing
-repeatedly singing OUT LOUD: "I know you like to think yo' shit don't stank but lean a little bit closer since roses really smell like poo poo"
-then singing the ending of "Roses" to the blond bitch on the other volleyball team every time she was running around I would sing, "Crazy Bitch. Stupid ass bitch. Crazy Bitch. Stupid ass bitch."
-Attempting to amuse people by saying, "I'm Liza Minelli, bitch." because I suddenly find that way more humourous than "I'm Rick James, bitch." or "I'm Wayne Brady, bitch."
-Believing that wearing soccer shorts to volleyball meant that I could repeatedly kick the volleyball through people and then pretend like I scored a goal. Then performing my "Touchdown" dance which involves the cabbage patch, the running man and a little boot scootin' boogie.
From The Golden Girls"
Sophia: My hiney's asleep!
Dorothy: Fine... we'll keep our voices down.
