All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
There were several really UNREALISTIC things that happened on tonight's episode of Friends. What something unrealistic happening on Friends? That never happens on the show where coffee shop waitresses with no education become executives at Ralph Lauren and Louis Vuitton. Such a thing couldn't happen on a show where noone ever seems to go to work and the couch at the coffee shop is ALWAYS available when you need it. But several REALLY blatantly obvious things happened...the other things were just small insignificant unrealistic things. Okay so here is a short rundown of things that really annoyed me:
1) The babies....Hi...hello? WE don't just leave the hospital with new babies RIGHT AFTER they are born. Even if we adopt them. AND we don't just immediately leave the hospital with babies we just adopted. The new moms have a waiting period in most states. And ALSO...they ALL went to the hospital with Phoebe when she had her BROTHER'S babies but they can't go to the hospital with Monica and Chandler are having babies...? What the fuck is with that?
2) The whole Rachel leaving immediately thing....hi...hello? She has a kid. She has ends to tie up. But no she gets a new job in an entire other country adn then immediately has to go there RIGHT NOW....I doubt it. Especially Louis Vuitton...I think they have been doing well without you Rachel.
3) We didn't know it was twins, we were completely suprised by that but in less than a day we had time to run out and get a twin stroller.
4) And having twins is SO EASY that we can pack our entire apartment and move the day we bring our new twins home from the hospital 4 IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY ARE BORN.
5) Hell raising twins is SO EASY that we can fuck around destroying fussball tables and playing with chicks and ducks while packing our apartment to move and having enough time to run out and get that twin stroller for our new twins we weren't expecting that were so easy to take care of that we can even go get coffee and take our brand new babies to a coffee house in the middle of New York City when they are only a day old and we spent all day the day before moving.
I can't go on......
But I have one more thing...
Lisa Kudrow sucks. Yeah she does. She wanted to cancel being on Jay Leno because her kids school had an open house. Whatever.....NBC fucking paid you a million fucking dollars to basically DO NOTHING and you can't do one last appearance on Jay Leno...I don't care if you NEVER ever appear on Leno ever again but you fucking appear on fucking Leno after your 10 year highly successful tv sitcom goes off the air, okay bitch? I know you were like the worst character on the show and all and you are the oldest but you need to prioritize.
