All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
"What is this?"
"Where does this go?"
"Do you need this?"
"What happened here?"
The woman was forced to get up and help the man against her will. The wife knew the husband had good intentions but she couldn't help but be a little irritated at the timing of this impromptu garage cleaning. She wasn't about to miss the finale of Nashville Star. So she hauled ass and whipped the motherfucking garage into shape just in time to sit down for the finale of one of her favorite shows. While she watched it, she planned revenge on the man. She knew exactly what to do.
The laundry room was loaded with laundry that needed to be folded. The man HATED folding laundry. The woman brought all the laundry out and threw it on the couch and forced the man to help her fold it. He whined the whole time. She bitched back about his disorganized and improper folding of towels. He fumbled with difficult to fold items complaining until the woman volunteered to take those items off his hands.
When all was said and done the laundry was folded, the garage was clean and the woman wanted to just fucking lay down and watch South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. She found a simple thrill in watching an uncensored movie on non-premium cable. Within an hour, she was sound asleep. And they will probably live happily ever after....but who the fuck knows?
