All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
Pre-Alcohol.....
The Cherry Poppin' Audblog...complete with my Phyllis Diller laugh
Alcohol consumed....
One shot of Bacardi Superior Rum....
One shot of Old Krupnik Polish Honey Liquer- Prepared from Bees Honey and various spices and aromatic herbs according to Polish recipes many hundred years old.
Must also note that I am wearing the pink straw cowboy hat RIGHT NOW!!!!!! I am watching Trading Spaces. If you are going to spend a Saturday night at home, you should at least be wearing a pink cowboy hat and watching a home improvement show.
One more shot of Pollacky Saki......*cackle*
Okay so here is another one.....the alcohol is making me pleasantly "buzzed".....
Me laughing about the Pollacky Saki and my pets voices.
Note Maggie's "Smokers Meow".....
Pops the top off a Corona Light.....
I might sing in my next Audblog post.....YES...I might have to sing...if only I could write such great songs as "Dolphin Safe Love".....
Okay so I totally recorded a post in which I was singing Pink's Just Like a Pill.....but that was so bad I could not bear to post it.
Okay so this is so entirely terrible but yet so fucking hilarious that I could not NOT post it......
Me singing Sin Wagon....VERY BADLY.
Okay so I just listened to it again and OH.MY.GOD. is it bad...but what I won't do for a laugh...I mean really seriously folks....
I just put on really dark lipstick and I am going to watch "School of Rock" which I am sure I am going to love because I want to smack Jack Black's naked ass while screaming, "Who's Yo' Baby Mommy?"
I think I have embarassed myself enough for one night. Especially considering it is only 10 o'clock and I am totally fucking wasted.
"I provide a public service. I bring the rock."- Jack Black
