All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
In unrelated news, I don't know if I told this story before but here it goes anyways. My grandpa is cheap thrifty. He has a poodle named Binky. A while back the groomer he was taking her to raised her prices from 20 dollars to 22 dollars. This pissed my grandpa off to no end. He refused to take the dog back to the groomer. He bought a do it yourself doggie grooming kit from Petco for 50 bucks thinking of all the money he would save in the long run. Poor Binky looked terrible. She was ashamed to be seen and her hair looked awful. My grandma secretely plotted to sneak her to a groomer. Of course she had to take Binky to a different groomer because of course my grandpa had told the previous groomer exactly what a terrorist he thought she was for raising her prices. My grandpa caught wind of my grandma's plan and forbad her to take Binky to a groomer. In the meantime, the time for Binky's next haircut rolled around. While my grandpa was "scissoring" around Binky's face, she stuck her tongue out. My grandpa cut off her tongue, better yet the end of her tongue. He had to rush her to the emergency room and he ended up paying 300 bucks for her to have surgery. So this is for Grandpa:
Dog Groomer: 22 dollars
Do It Yourself Grooming Kit to save money: 50 dollars
Spending Three Hundred Dollars at the vet for emergency surgery because you cut your dogs tongue off: Priceless
