All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
(end frivolous emotional outburst)
Four times in the past 2 days, Brynn has done this thing where she stretches and her ass is in my face and she farts. Now the first time it was funny. The second time it was funny but I was sort of pissed. The third time I let her know I was not pleased. The fourth time godhelpme I was ready to rip her tail off...
Funnier than the fart is what she does after which is turn around to smell her ass making this "Did I do that?" face. (I had to throw in an Urkel reference because frankly...there just aren't enough Urkel references in everyday life.)
Currently I am thinking, "If I ever get up off this couch, I'll be unstoppable."
