Last night I fell asleep on the couch sometime between The Cosby Show and Cheers and I woke up at 4:30 am in some contorted position with 6 dogs sleeping on top of me. I got up to move into the bedroom. I got into bed and that is when "Old Faithful" started flowing. My nose was running and I started sneezing like crazy. Goddamn allergies thought that I had gotten up and 4 am was the appropriate time to start my 2 hours sneeze, pee pants, blow nose routine that I go through every morning. (or there is sometimes the dreaded triple threat: the sneeze, fart, pee pants.) I got up and took some Dayquil. I could not find my buddy, Nyquil or you bet your ass I would have been shooting him directly into my veins. I settled into bed and all was good.
Fast forward to 8 am, I wake up again because the dogs want to go outside. While I am letting them out, I sneeze and the snot starts to flow again. Goddamnit, doesn't my nose know we have already been through this today? It should not happen twice. This just isn't fair.