All Of My Days Have Been Misspent
This new thing that you do every single fucking morning while I read diaries is not working. If you pace around this fucking table and stop at the garage door to whine one more time, ISWEARTOGOD I am not responsible for what I do to you. Go LAY THE FUCK DOWN NOW! You are already on my shit list for eating my favorite hemp necklace. (Yeah...cause I am a hippie like that).
Since noone left comments on the Fleetwood Mac special, I am guessing you all think I am crazy for completely losing it while watching it several times. Did noone else see it? Sarah? Come on girl...you had to have seen it. Or did I make the whole thing up? (Sorry LA, sometimes I can't help it because I love Fleetwood Mac that much....Forgive me.)
I am in the process of finding another girl for our volleyball team. the gals we had this time aroudn basically think we suck and don't want to play with us. Whatever. I found them through a Yahoo group last time and they basically think they are some hot shots. Helooooo ladies, this is a Tuesday night league at a fucking community college. Not the goddamn Olympics. I mean I like to win...alright I love to win but not at the cost of pissing off my teammates, yelling at the refs and in general being a bad sport. In order to find another girl, I might have to post on the Yahoo group again but maybe I should make myself more clear this time.
"Hi we are looking for a girl or two for a RECREATIONAL level league team. We play in Edmonds on Tuesday nights. The competition is variable at times. You play against 3 really good teams and 4 really shitty ones. The shitty ones play so badly it makes you sick but it helps you look really good because you consistently beat the crap out of them. The really good teams aren't really that great but they can beat you if you start acting like stuck up assholes. Therefore we would like to avoid having any stuck up assholes reply to this message. If you think you are some hot shit player, please do not respond. We want someone who will fit in nicely with a mild mannered group of people who just want to play for fun. (Well 4 mild mannered people and one person who constistently breaks out the cabbage patch or the robot when someone serves an ace.) If you meet the qualifications, (and have some dance moves to break out...) please respond. If you are some hotshot who is going to consistently tell us we suck and try to steal players from other teams and in general be an asscrack, fuck off."
